Lies That Destroy

It’s surprising how guys can be creative to develop wise lies so that ladies fall for them. Of late it was my friend Matendechere, who is a first year, and he was deeply into this cute 2nd year HR chic. For sure the girl was hot; the sharp nose, soft lips, protruding hips and not forgetting the brown cleavage.

Anyway Matendechere kept on lying to this girl, lie after lie until the lies became true. I remember him saying to her that Titus Nyaikuni was his dad; he also said that he was a 3rd year because ladies find freshers innocent in love affairs…Uongo!!!

So as the lies increased the lady was somehow falling for him. Then apparently the unexpected happened year school, Matendechere received a phone call whereby a classmate wanted to know the time for the next class…then Matendechere who was not aware that timetables indicate a person’s year of study replied to Ochekeres call “eeee mzito tuko na BBM 107 saa nane alafu ECO 110 saa Tisa buda…” then it was obvious that Matendechere was cutting the branch that he was seated on..Auufde!!!

So…The lady looked at Matendechere who was unaware of the mess that he had made and told him “enda udanganye madem wa Moi University High School!!!”… Matendechere was left speechless…

Men lets play wise. If you decide to lie just lie everything including your names and course. As we celebrate the 50 years of independence lets be wise and true liars. Mark my words not players… not like Matendechere…but wise gentlemen.

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